So I was having a conversation with my friend Maxwell the other day and he told me a story about when he was younger he went to one of his cousins "Soccer" games. He went on to tell me that he was totally perplexed by why anyone would find a game where the final score was 0-0 entertaining.
I would like to explain...
Yes it is DISAPPOINTING when there is no score but there can still be exciting moments and injuries and fights and stuff. You just have to get into it. Maybe have a case of beer in the trunk of you car just IN CASE the game gets a little slow. There are always ways!
Plus neither team goes away from it feeling like a loser. Which is good for humanity.
DONE.
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Friday, October 2, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
000
Wait so before I go into the point of this blog and the making of this blog and the making of the posts and the stuff like this I would like to point out a few things to you...they are as follows:
-I do not call it "Soccer" in my real life. This is purely for your benefit (Americans) that I call it this.
So that's the main thing, really.
I will use this blog to intelligently and also somewhat immaturely convince you that your current stance on "Soccer" (if it is a negative one) is wrong and unjustified.
K glad we got that out of the way.
To start things off with a bang I would like to list some reasons why "Soccer" is better than your current favorite sport.
-it's cooler than Field Hockey.
-it's more dangerous than Basketball.
-it's less complicated than American Football.
-it's more exciting than Golf.
-it's just all around better than Lacrosse, quite frankly.
And lastly but not totally because there are many other bullshit sports you could consider your favorite...like Tennis but I'm not going to go into that right now.
-it's played in more countries than Baseball.
I see you questioning your reasons for disliking the "Soccer" already.
Also, I would like to say that you will enjoy this blog much more if you are a straight woman or a gay man as I will be posting pictures of thighs and muscles and shirtless men frequently
-I do not call it "Soccer" in my real life. This is purely for your benefit (Americans) that I call it this.
So that's the main thing, really.
I will use this blog to intelligently and also somewhat immaturely convince you that your current stance on "Soccer" (if it is a negative one) is wrong and unjustified.
K glad we got that out of the way.
To start things off with a bang I would like to list some reasons why "Soccer" is better than your current favorite sport.
-it's cooler than Field Hockey.
-it's more dangerous than Basketball.
-it's less complicated than American Football.
-it's more exciting than Golf.
-it's just all around better than Lacrosse, quite frankly.
And lastly but not totally because there are many other bullshit sports you could consider your favorite...like Tennis but I'm not going to go into that right now.
-it's played in more countries than Baseball.
I see you questioning your reasons for disliking the "Soccer" already.
Also, I would like to say that you will enjoy this blog much more if you are a straight woman or a gay man as I will be posting pictures of thighs and muscles and shirtless men frequently
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